15 Poop + Sex Horror Stories That’ll Make You Gag But Also Laugh

I was hooking up with a guy and he accidentally sharted in my mouth.

“This guy and I were friends with benefits, and one day we were getting a little freaky. We decided to try anal, and I got poop on his dick. That’s not even the worst part. For months, he had an infection in his penis because of it. I still feel awful, and it’s been years.”


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“I was going down on my boyfriend in my dorm room. His muscles were all tense, and he was breathing really hard. He said he wasn’t going to finish because he had too much to drink, so we both got dressed. I noticed these weird brown streaks on my sheets. He pretended to be confused and left immediately. That’s when I realized why he was acting so weird, because he was trying to hold in his shit while I had his dick in my mouth. The next day, he had the nerve to lie and say he had some chocolate in his back pocket and it must have melted on my bed.”


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18 Sex Stories That’ll Make You Never Want To Have Sex Again

The best of the best. Or the best of the worst, depending on how you look at it.

Over time, I’ve read a lot of sex horror stories submitted by the BuzzFeed Community. Honestly, some people have had a wild ride. So I decided to gather up my favourites and put them in one place. Are you ready for the best of the worst?

Over time, I've read a lot of sex horror stories submitted by the BuzzFeed Community. Honestly, some people have had a wild ride. So I decided to gather up my favourites and put them in one place. Are you ready for the best of the worst?

WARNING: You’ll probably never want to have sex again after this. But if you do want more, you can click the link at the end of each submission to check out similar stories.


“My friend always tells the story of how her brother and his girlfriend once bought a salad at a gas station so that he could eat it out of her vagina. A few days later she went to the ER with maggots in her vag.”


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“It was my 38th birthday and my friends and I took a bartender home. After things got hot, the dude said, ‘You know what I’m really into? Getting eaten out.’ My friend Denise wasn’t having it, but I’d done it before and this guy was 100% grade-A beef, so I agreed. He was on his back, and Denise was sitting on his face, so I started working from his balls, to his taint, to his backdoor. As I went to town, he suddenly sharted in my mouth. I immediately sterilized my mouth with a bottle of vodka and left. I haven’t seen any of them since.”


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“I was giving my high school boyfriend a blow job. When he came I sneezed, and it all flew out of my nose in one long string. Two inches of cum and snot just dangled from my nose. Out of habit, I sniffed like I had a runny nose and it zipped back up into my nostril. We were in hysterics.”


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A Penis Enlargement Killed A Man In Sweden

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Swedish physicians are warning plastic surgeons about the first case of a man killed by penis enlargement surgery.

Like many plastic surgery procedures, penis enlargement relies on transplanting autologous fat cells from a body part where they are not wanted to one where they are. About 8,400 “penile enlargement” surgeries are performed worldwide every year to increase girth, according to international plastic surgery statistics. (The stats don’t include the number of elongation surgeries, partly because they’re sometimes done at the same time as enlargement, despite some surgeons recommending that they happen weeks apart.)

And now it’s killed a man in Stockholm, Sweden.

“This is the first described case where a seemingly simple and safe procedure of penis enlargement by autologous fat transfer caused sudden death in a healthy young man,” reports the Journal of Forensic Sciences case study.

The healthy 30-year-old had wanted both a penile elongation and a penile enlargement, using fat cells taken from his belly. The surgeons performed the elongation, which requires an incision to loosen a ligament at the base of the penis, and then started the enlargement, an injection of two fluid ounces of fat cells into the patient’s penis.

They had almost finished the injection when the man’s heart began racing, his oxygen levels dropped, and his blood pressure plunged. Within a half-hour, he had a heart attack. The plastic surgeons performed CPR and sent the man to an emergency room, but he died less than two hours later.

This is the first reported death from this kind of surgery. But it often leads to other serious problems, experts say.

It’s a completely useless procedure that never works and disfigures men, and could kill you, urologist Tobias Kohler of the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota, who was not part of the study, told BuzzFeed News. This is the worst case, but there are lots of other horrible consequences, from disfigurement to permanent erectile disfunction to even worse.

If you end up with something that nobody recognizes as a penis, he added, that is what we call sub-optimal.

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Since 1994, the American Urological Association has warned patients that penile enlargement “has not been shown to be safe or efficacious.”

The majority of men seeking penile elongation treatment have a normal penile size, which is functionally adequate, a 2017 scientific review adds, despite its origins as a surgery for men with true deficiencies. The review suggests that most patients likely suffer from body dysmorphic disorder, an inability to see their body accurately, similar to some eating disorders.

An autopsy of the Swedish patient revealed no heart defects or genetic problems that might explain his death, and his arteries lacked the plaques that usually cause heart attacks. But his lungs were filled with blood and burst arteries.

The man died of a lung embolism, the forensic team concluded, where fat loosened during surgery traveled in punctured veins to the lungs and ruptured blood vessels there, causing death. Kohler said the mechanism seems completely reasonable and is a worry in other procedures as well. A 2015 Mexican study similarly traced 13 deaths from butt lifts.

It appears that the key risk in the Swedish surgery was that the man had also had the penis elongation procedure just before the fat injections intended to increase girth. Some of the fat meant to increase the girth of his penis leaked into his veins cut during the first procedure, traveled to his lungs, and killed him.

In their conclusion, the study team warned surgeons about the risks of combining the two procedures, something they say is becoming more in demand every day.

LINK: What It’s Like To Struggle With Body Dysmorphic Disorder

22 Women On Instagram Who Will Inspire Your Health And Fitness Journey

Make sure your feed is filled with nothing but good vibes and positive energy.

Instagram is honestly really great, and can be a perfect way to motivate yourself. But sometimes, especially with fitness accounts, it can be hard to escape the cycle of photoshopped, filtered photos of super skinny girls. You know, the ones with shredded abs and bubble butts doing yoga poses on the beach at sunrise. While those are still totally valid and inspiring photos, sometimes it’s good to get some new pics in the mix. Every body type should be celebrated and loved, so here are some new accounts you can check out.

Massy Arias


Massy is a celebrity trainer with a truly incredible body, especially considering she has a young daughter. (Look at this photo omg.) She’s got a 30-day program you can sign up for, or you can just let her posts inspire the hell out of you. She uploads some pretty awesome workout vids you should bookmark for later.

Instagram: @massy

Zehra Allibhai


Zehra is a Canadian mum whose Instagram pics will remind you that there is always time in the day to work out, even if you’ve got two little kids at home. She shares at-home workouts you can do yourself, and cute snaps of her active family.

Instagram: @zallibhai



As Riley puts it in her Insta bio, she’s “just a huge girl tryna get some abs”. Her refreshing personality and funny Insta stories make her well worth a follow, and she also often shares her workout routines. Riley’s a great inspiration for anyone who feels out of place or intimidated in the gym.

Instagram: @healthychick101

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24 Brutally Honest Confessions From EMTs And Paramedics

We have to care for everyone, and sometimes that means the person who got stabbedand the person who did the stabbing.

For this post, BuzzFeed Health spoke with one EMT and two paramedics based in Honolulu, and a paramedic based in New York City. And by the way, although all paramedics are EMTs, not all EMTs are paramedics; which we explain in detail below.

It’s not often that you make it out of work without someone’s bodily fluids on your uniform.

It's not often that you make it out of work without someone's bodily fluids on your uniform.

Blood, poop, pee, vomit. The uniform doesn’t usually make it through a shift unscathed.

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We only turn on our sirens when we’re transporting someone with a life-threatening emergency.

We only turn on our sirens when we're transporting someone with a life-threatening emergency.

We turn on our lights and sirens based on the urgency of the call to 911 and the information we’re given from the dispatcher. If we get to the scene and it’s not a life-threatening emergency, we turn our lights/sirens off for the ride back to the hospital. That’s why you’ll sometimes see people in the back of an ambulance without the lights or sirens on.


We have to care for everyone – whether it’s the person who’s hurt, the person who caused the injury, or both.

We have to care for everyone - whether it's the person who's hurt, the person who caused the injury, or both.

As EMTs, it’s our responsibility to help everyone in an emergency situation.

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